Who are these guys?
Meet James Corden and DJ Khalid! Or Just Adam & Peter.
Sure, we've been called the Hairy Bikers and even Ant and Dec (puke), but we prefer to think of ourselves as the two best-looking fat blokes in eCommerce.
Yes, Adam's head might be a bit on the larger side, and Peter's legs are a tad short, but hey, we're not here for a fashion show—we're here to boost your business, darling!
How We Stumbled into Flame (Not Literally, Don't Worry)
It all began around a braai, which quickly escalated into an episode that involved burnt teabags and slightly too much liquid courage. What can we say? We've always been trailblazers—or should we say "flame-raisers"?
Why We're the Bees Knees in eCommerce Consulting
Look, why settle for one guru when you can get two for the price of... well, two? But that's not the point. Meet Peter, who daydreams so vividly you'd think he's working on a screenplay for the next blockbuster—only this one ends with your brand becoming a legend. He's a wizard when it comes to dreaming up ways to grow brands—probably because if he daydreamed any harder, he'd find himself at the end of a rainbow, negotiating with a leprechaun.
And then there's Adam, whose head is so big because it's a penthouse suite for killer top-of-the-funnel marketing strategies. And let's talk about his schmoozing abilities. The man could probably sell sand in the Sahara and then convince you to sign up for his "Desert Life Monthly" newsletter.
The Dynamic—Err, Hairy Duo: When Adam's big head and Peter's short legs come together, something magical happens. (No, not levitation, unfortunately.)
The Event Whisperers: We've orchestrated 16 eCom events, and unlike Adam's attempts at cooking, none of them have ever been burnt to a crisp.
Tech-Savvy & Network-Happy: While Peter leverages app tech integrations like a maestro, Adam can network his way into any room—even ones he's not invited to.
Global Network for Local Heroes: Our extensive connections can take you from zero to hero quicker than Adam can devour a pie.
Awards? Oh, We've Got Those Too: Because nothing says 'We're awesome!' like a shiny piece of metal, right?
Why Us? Are You Kidding?
In a world saturated with eCommerce know-it-alls, you could say we're the actual deal. Or, in simpler terms, we’re the guys who not only talk the talk but also walk the walk—Peter, obviously, taking smaller steps.
Ready to partner with a team that not only understands technology but also gets relationships? A team that can help you, dare we say, "set your sales on fire"? You've got our number.
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Ready to let us light up your life—or at least your sales graph? Get in touch